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the galaxy's greatest soldiers.

so I’m looking at my cellphone bill and it itemizes literally every single thing you do and I’m laughing because me my mom and Tim literally all just call/text each other and then the other 90% of my texts are just “twitter message”

talking about torchwood heyo

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

dicksimmons:

[pacific rim theme plays in the distance]

HEY SOMEONE THATS NOT AN RP BLOG GOT THE DEXTERGRIF URL IF U FOLLOW ME AND YOU HAVE IT OR YOU KNOW WHO HAS IT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS I WOULD GIVE UP MY RIGHT ARM FOR THAT URL PLS

brilliant and exceptionally lazy

theotherally:

my lesbian powers are stronger than ever fear me

remember last year during pride when i got a “dyke” sticker stuck to my shoe on the subway coming home from work and a cute drunk girl smacked my ass

dextrgrif:

a selfie a day keeps everyone away

still possibly the best picture of me ever taken

"she’s dangerous!"

"she’s not dangerous!"

"she’s pretty"

"she’s pretty"

"men are stupid" 

"i’m with you so far"

hey

i was talking to mandy about how sad i was about ah being in a bigger office and she

casually spends all my money on rt merch

had the best day ever and to top it all off i get michael and gavin drunk playing goat simulator what have i done to deserve the universe smiling upon me