so I’m looking at my cellphone bill and it itemizes literally every single thing you do and I’m laughing because me my mom and Tim literally all just call/text each other and then the other 90% of my texts are just “twitter message”
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
[pacific rim theme plays in the distance]
HEY SOMEONE THATS NOT AN RP BLOG GOT THE DEXTERGRIF URL IF U FOLLOW ME AND YOU HAVE IT OR YOU KNOW WHO HAS IT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS I WOULD GIVE UP MY RIGHT ARM FOR THAT URL PLS
brilliant and exceptionally lazy
my lesbian powers are stronger than ever fear me
remember last year during pride when i got a “dyke” sticker stuck to my shoe on the subway coming home from work and a cute drunk girl smacked my ass
a selfie a day keeps everyone away
still possibly the best picture of me ever taken
"she’s not dangerous!"
"men are stupid"
"i’m with you so far"
i was talking to mandy about how sad i was about ah being in a bigger office and she
casually spends all my money on rt merch
had the best day ever and to top it all off i get michael and gavin drunk playing goat simulator what have i done to deserve the universe smiling upon me